she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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