i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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