Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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