thus making me awesome and them whores
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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