I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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