Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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