Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Boobs are out for the taking
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize