my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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