So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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