Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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