Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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