why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
