so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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