found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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