I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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