you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
They are going to name an STD after you.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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