Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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