i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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