If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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