if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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