Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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