"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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