hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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