Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
