I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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