elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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