i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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