I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?