So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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