I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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