Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
