this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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