We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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