You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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