You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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