is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
