Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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