when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My vagina is very pro this idea
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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