i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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