But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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