I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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