he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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