Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
ok first of all what the fuck
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