Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012

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(631): View more from New York

Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.

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(281): View more from Texas

Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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(410): View more from Maryland

So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.

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YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."

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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.

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(440): View more from Ohio

That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!

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