Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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