The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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