it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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