Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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