i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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