i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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