theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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