So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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