My first STD was from a foam party
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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