butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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