In the future we'll all be gay
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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