Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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